Welcome back to The Graveyard of Marketing, where we don’t just bury outdated tactics—we diagnose, dissect, and prescribe a way forward.
Today’s patient? Email Blasts.
Once the go-to strategy for mass engagement, email blasts are now gasping for air in an era where consumers are more selective, algorithms are smarter, and inboxes are war zones.
For decades, brands operated under the “More = Better” delusion—more sends meant more sales. But today’s consumers are unsubscribe-happy, spam filters are ruthless, and generic emails are met with nothing but eye rolls.
💀 Plummeting Open Rates – Consumers are drowning in emails they don’t care about.
📩 Smarter Spam Filters – If it’s not wanted, it’s not getting through.
🤦 Trust is at an All-Time Low – Mass emails feel impersonal, desperate, and lazy.
Diagnosis: Critical, But Not Beyond Saving
The prognosis isn’t great—but we’re not pulling the plug just yet. Email is still a powerful tool, but it needs a new treatment plan. Marketing-as-usual won’t cut it.
That’s why we’ve written a prescription to bring email blasts back from the brink and make them relevant again.
Treatment Plan: The MAC-Approved Email Revival Protocol
1. Transparency Therapy 🏥
Symptom: Consumers feel tricked into opening emails (misleading subject lines, fake urgency, buried unsubscribe buttons).
Prescription: Use clear subject lines that reflect the actual content inside. Make unsubscribing easy—if people want out, let them go. Trust is built on honesty, not manipulation.
2. The Relevance Resuscitation ⚡
Symptom: One-size-fits-none email blasts that treat your audience like a homogenous blob.
Prescription: Implement segmentation and personalization. Don't send it to their inbox if you wouldn’t say it to their face. AI can help, but don’t over-automate—your customers can smell generic nonsense a mile away.
3. Urgency Detox 🚨
Symptom: “LAST CHANCE! ONLY 3 HOURS LEFT!” (even though they got the same email yesterday).
Prescription: Replace fear-driven tactics with value-driven messaging. Make people want to engage, not feel pressured into it.
4. The Engagement Booster Shot 💉
Symptom: Email open rates are comatose; engagement is DOA.
Prescription: Make your emails worth opening—educate, entertain, or inspire. No more thinly veiled sales pitches disguised as “updates.” If the content is useless, expect your emails to be treated the same way.
5. The Ethical Marketing Transplant 🫀
Symptom: Over-reliance on dark patterns (hidden opt-ins, auto-enrolled email lists).
Prescription: Get explicit consent and practice ethical email marketing. If your strategy relies on tricking people into engagement, it’s time to rethink it.
6. The Human Touch Therapy 🧑⚕️
Symptom: Emails sound like they were written by a soulless AI trained on corporate buzzwords.
Prescription: Write like a human talking to another human. Drop the jargon, skip the fluff, and speak clearly and authentically.
Prognosis:
Following this treatment plan, your email marketing efforts will regain health, trust, and engagement. If ignored, prepare for the death spiral of unsubscribes and spam filters.
Think of email as a privilege, not a right. Earn your spot in the inbox—because nobody wants to be the digital equivalent of junk mail.
The Bigger Shift: Email Isn’t the Only Thing Changing
Email blasts, much like legacy media, were built on the idea that you control the message and dictate the reach. But today, algorithms, audience behavior, and personalized experiences dictate what actually gets seen.
Just like old media outlets fought to stay relevant in an on-demand, audience-first world, email marketing must evolve past generic, mass messaging
How Digital Natives Changed the Game on Legacy Media
I wrote a commentary for Martech.org on how digital natives like Aaron Parnas have completely reshaped the media landscape, leaving legacy outlets scrambling. If your marketing strategy still relies on traditional media power structures, you’re already behind. The new rules are dictated by creators, algorithms, and audience-driven content.
The Graveyard of Marketing: What We’ve Covered & What’s Coming Next
So far, we’ve unearthed the truth behind two major marketing tactics that once thrived but are now on life support:
🔎 SEO Hacks (2005–2023) – The Death of Shortcuts
Once the king of digital growth, now a minefield of penalties, AI-generated fluff, and lost consumer trust.
Search engines and users evolved—manipulative SEO tricks no longer cut it.
Prescription: Long-term, audience-first content, ethical SEO, and real authority building.
SEO Hacks (2005–2023)
The marketing world is filled with strategies that once thrived but are now buried in the graveyard of irrelevance.
🪦 What’s Next in The Graveyard of Marketing?
Next up, we’ll confront the most expensive lie in marketing:
💸 Paid Ads = Guaranteed Growth (2008–2023) – The Money Pit Myth
Brands spent billions chasing easy wins, only to find diminishing returns, ad blindness, and skyrocketing costs.
Why throwing more money at ads doesn’t equal success—and what to do instead.
Following that, we’ll continue digging up the strategies that collapsed under their weight:
📝 Content for Content’s Sake (2012–2023) – Blog Spam is Dead
Pumping out meaningless blog posts for the sake of "SEO" didn’t just fail—it actively hurt brands.
The future belongs to strategic, high-quality, and truly valuable content.
💔 Brand Loyalty (???–2023) – The Breakup We Didn’t See Coming
Customers aren’t "loyal"—they’re transactional. Points systems and gimmicks won’t change that.
What real loyalty looks like in 2025.
📢 The Influencer Gold Rush (2016–2024) – Fake Engagement, Real Consequences
The era of inflated follower counts and fake engagement is over.
Smart brands are focusing on genuine influence, not empty reach.
🎮 Gamification Tricks (2010–2023) – When Badges Stopped Mattering
Marketers got high on dopamine loops and engagement hacks, but consumers caught on.
What actually drives engagement today?
🩹 The “Just Fix the Messaging” Excuse (?–2023) – When Words Can’t Save You
No copywriting trick can fix a bad product, a broken brand, or a terrible experience.
Why great messaging needs great substance behind it.
💰 Big Budget = Big Results (?–2023) – Why Spending More Doesn’t Mean Winning
More money doesn’t fix bad strategy.
Smart marketing isn’t about who spends the most—it’s about who spends the smartest.
🚑 Marketing Isn’t Dead, But It’s on Life Support
Each of these tactics had its moment of glory—until consumer expectations evolved, technology changed, and brands failed to adapt.
And we’re not just exposing their failures—we’re prescribing better, ethical, and sustainable strategies that actually work.
⚖️ The Marketing Accountability Council: Lead the Future, Don’t Cling to the Past
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Marketing Accountability Council: The Future of Marketing Starts Here
At the Marketing Accountability Council (MAC), we don’t just analyze where marketing went wrong—we lead the way forward.
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